Esran Croft

"”Join the Empire and risk the Death Star, stay with the Empire and risk the Death Star. Ally with Loris and risk the wrath of the New Republic or succeed from the New Republic and hope that whoever is the conquering force in this galaxy allows you to live on un-noticed. Now, many of you have heard little I have said as you complain about missing the choice story line of the latest episode of Young and the starless. Well, Deia has just found out that her babies father is not Lan Nogo, but Chewtobbacos and with that I return you to Young and the Starless.” The static returned only to be replaced by a wimpy looking guy wrestling a carpet.."

- Esran Croft addressing the galaxy