Tommy's Pizza

"Ayo Tommy!" "...Yo."

- Malorie Thompson and Tommy

"Do you want anything?" "A slice of pepperoni is fine." "Lemme get a Pepperoni Ravioli Cacciatore Rigmarole too." "What...what is that?" You take a pepperoni slice, you throw some cheese raviolis on there, Bell peppers. You throw some wine into the dough and on the pizza, some chicken on the pizza, some mushrooms. Then you drizzle on the truffle oil." "I just...I just want a pepperoni slice." "Are you cramping my artistic expression through the beauty of pizza?" "N-No. I'm sure the Pepperoni Ravioli Cacciatore Rigmarole slice will be great."

- Malorie Thompson, Hank Emerson, and Tommy

Tommy's Pizza is a pizza restaurant with multiple locations. There are at least two known, one in Metropolis and one in New York City. There are rumors of expansion into other cities around the world. The walls are covered in photos of Tommy with customers, including many celebrities. Some don't even remember taking the photograph with Tommy, but all would swear in court that it happened. The pizza is widely regarded as one of the best in each town, with long lines throughout the day. It is also known as affordable, with going rates.

Tommy also has a program where you can "buy a slice, leave a slice", and he leaves a coupon in a jar. If someone, anyone, comes in hungry, they can take a coupon and get a free slice. No matter what time of day it is, there always seems to be coupons in the jar, even if no one has bought an extra slice for someone else. The pizza is always built around interesting and out there topping concoctions, as Hank Emerson found out when Malorie Thompson took him to the Metropolis location. He wanted a slice of pepperoni pizza but found himself eating a slice of Pepperoni Ravioli Cacciatore Rigmarole. Malorie meanwhile had something called the "Meat-as" and the "Shake and Bake Crab Cake".

No one knows anything about Tommy himself, though he is often seen at both restaurants. People would swear that he's been in both restaurants at the same time. There are no legal papers for Tommy in particular, and he has never done any interviews or spoken about his restaurants. He speaks in a thick Brooklyn accent.

Knubblechen Prime is a noted devotee of Tommy's Pizza.