Someone downing a Turbolaser
- "My head is spinning like a top."
"Don’t feel bad. I don’t give anyone that recipe. It also makes a great coolant for a fusion reactor, a substitute for spin-sealed tibanna gas, a natural anti-septic, a great electricity insulator, and for three hours after you drink 12 ounces you’re completely immune to glitterstim and Jedi mind tricks." - — Reng Kasr & Ptolemy Alexander
A Turbolaser is one of the strangest and most convoluted drinks in the galaxy and is infamous for knocking out most people who try it for the first time. The invention of the drink can be traced back to Ptolemy “Tolly” Alexander, but the origins and its recipe remain tightly guarded secrets.
In addition to being an alcoholic beverage, Tolly has claimed that a Turbolaser has several other uses. It’s more well-known effects include short-term accelerated healing of injuries thanks to the inclusion of bacta into the drink and being immune to mind reading from both Jedi and glitterstim users for three hours.
Garrett G. Granth IV is the only other person known to have acquired the recipe for the Turbolaser.